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capslock_christ's Journal

Name:
LOL JESUS
Location:
Israel
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
DO YOU LOVE JESUS? THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ON THIS COMMUNITY ALREADY?

WELCOME TO CAPSLOCK_CHRIST, A COMMUNITY FOR THOSE WHO LOVE GOD. AND CAPS. THIS COMMUNITY IS PRETTY BASIC AS FAR AS CAPSLOCK COMMUNITIES GO. HERE ARE A FEW RULES THAT WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO FOLLOW, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR SOUL WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL FOR ETIRNITY.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF CAPSLOCK_CHRIST:
1. THOU SHALT NOT WRITE IN LOWERCASE. DO SO AND BE STRUCK DOWN.
2. THOU SHALT NOT BE A DOUCHE.
3. THOU SHALT NOT USE ANIME FACES (^__^, XD, +__+, =O, ETC.) OR WEIRD RP ASTERDISKS (EX: *IS LAME FOR USING ASTERDISKS*)
4. THOU SHALT BE INTERESTING AND FUNNY.
5. THOU SHALT NOT THINK YOU ARE GOD/JESUS/SATAN/ETC. WE (THE MODS) ARE AND WE KNOW IT, SO STFU ALREADY.
6. THOU SHALT SPREAD THE WORD OF THIS COMMUNITY IN A WAY TO MAKE ALL EVANGELICALS ENVIOUS OF OUR ADVERTISING POWER. WE WANT THIS COMMUNITY TO GROW!
7. THOU SHALT NOT DISS OTHER RELIGIONS, MMKAY? WE ALL KNOW THAT CAPSLOCK_BUDDHA WOULD BE A MISERABLE FAILURE; THERE'S NO NEED TO RUB IT IN.
8. DON'T BE EASILY OFFENDED BECAUSE THEN WE'LL THINK YOU'RE A PUSSY. IF WE'RE DICKS DON'T GET OFFENDED. BE A DICK BACK OR GTFOOOOO
9. MACROS ARE COOL. YOU'LL EARN BROWNIE POINTS FROM THE BIG GUY FOR POSTING THEM.
10. IF THOU BREAKEST ANY OF THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED COMMANDMENTS, PENNANCE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU BY HE WHO CATCHETH THOU.

LOVE,
redsilkscarf AND nonconformity93
YOUR TOTALLY AWESOME MODS. ON THAT NOTE, IF YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH ANY MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY, PLEASE CONTACT ONE OF THE MODS FIRST BEFORE DOING ANYTHING STUPID.

THANK YOU, AND ENJOY YOUR STAY.

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